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June 18 2013

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abookwormcalledellie:

thewafflemonster:

You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.

Does that mean colour is like

a pigment of your imagination.

YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

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"I died, and turned into a Roman. It’s very distracting."

Rory, Doctor Who. The subtle blend of sarcasm and understatement. (via chunkypopcornmukluktoast)

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monasticmaestoso:

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A French Artist dressed classical sculptures as hipsters and this is how they turned out

did-you-kno:

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Note: The models of the sculptures were used for the project not the real ones.

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coelasquid:

Nikolaj Coster-Waldu is an alarmingly good looking person.

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  • men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
  • women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.

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annicaspoon: superheroshowdowns: I’m not done talking about this kid.If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.Imagine: That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood. Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever./rant Let’s be honest.  If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.

annicaspoon:

superheroshowdowns:

I’m not done talking about this kid.

If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.

Imagine:

That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.

Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.

Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.

Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.

Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.

But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.

/rant

Let’s be honest. 

If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.

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flashinglightsandecstasy:

FUCKKKKK. I loveeee burgers

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aliceinanotherland: trippyy

aliceinanotherland:

trippyy

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How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

  • Dad: Have you seen my phone?
  • You: I sent it off, I know not where.
  • Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
  • Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
  • Friend: You're so crazy.
  • Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
  • Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
  • Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
  • Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
  • Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
  • Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
  • Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
  • Mom: Stop changing channels--
  • Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.

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"How far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps?"

Warsan Shire (via opalka)

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